Jake's new blog is up and running:
www.thoughtstoblog.com
It's a virgin blog. There are zero posts. I can't wait for the first one. The anticipation is so thick you can cut it with a knife.
*ssssshhhhfffcckk* (sound of a knife cutting anticipation)
*screams*
“OMFSM! Blood!”
*runs to computer*
“Quick, where's Jake's new blog!!!???”
*navigates to www.thoughtstoblog.com*
*reads first post*
“Oh, thank goodness the bleeding has stopped!!”