You know you've been playing Mad Libs when you hear someone say:

"Add milk and dust mites and beat rapidly with an electric claw."

"After the cake cools, slither it from the bathtub and turn it upside-slippery."

"Organize all of your Korean deep-sea divers on a piece of nose cartilege."

"They would rather walk across burning pulleys or swim in handicapped cat-infested waters than give a speach in front of a group of missing suspenders."

"E-Mail: means suspiciously transmitted pepper spray."

"Modem: Is the device that allows a bionic computer to transmit hamsters over a phone seaweed."