Each year, Inetium does an outdoor outing for its employees.  It's a team competition where you do races and other contests, followed by food and shenanigans. 

This year, my team dressed up as pirates for the occasion:

From the left, it's Dan, me, Dana, Tara, Ted, Justin, and Bela. I don't even look like a pirate. I'm some sort of psychotic pigmy wearing swim trunks:

Our team ended up coming in dead last - a victory! We tried hard to lose every event and we succeeded. It just goes to show that you can never stop employees who dress like pirates. Or psychotic pigmies.

Credit to rfrank for taking the pictures.