Visual Studio Developer Types

For each developer, pick what "type" of developer you think they are. Optionally, you may write a short comment to explain your choice. Your comment may be displayed randomly on the home page upon submission.

Nerdy tan shirt guy

His shirt pocket is folded over, and he doesn't even care.

C# - The C# developer is the best.
VB.NET - The VB.NET developer is the bestest.
C++ - The C++ developer is the best looking.
Not a programmer - This person is an imposter.

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Metro-sexual striped shirt guy

He looks prettier than you do while writing code.

C# - The C# developer is the best.
VB.NET - The VB.NET developer is the bestest.
C++ - The C++ developer is the best looking.
Not a programmer - This person is an imposter.

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Middle-aged woman

She has really great tendons in her neck.

C# - The C# developer is the best.
VB.NET - The VB.NET developer is the bestest.
C++ - The C++ developer is the best looking.
Not a programmer - This person is an imposter.

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Happy Blue Shirt Gal

What is she fidgeting with? Is it some new device that she is programming?

C# - The C# developer is the best.
VB.NET - The VB.NET developer is the bestest.
C++ - The C++ developer is the best looking.
Not a programmer - This person is an imposter.

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Thoughtful Long-Haired Guy

He knows that the key to looking like a good programmer is to wear a nice sweater.

C# - The C# developer is the best.
VB.NET - The VB.NET developer is the bestest.
C++ - The C++ developer is the best looking.
Not a programmer - This person is an imposter.

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The Grizzled Veteran Programmer

You can tell by the gray hairs that he cut his teeth on Fortran and C.

C# - The C# developer is the best.
VB.NET - The VB.NET developer is the bestest.
C++ - The C++ developer is the best looking.
Not a programmer - This person is an imposter.

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